The Big Roc Kandy's Mountain
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
The gnomes mine day and night
They swing their picks to dig out
Magic crystals, big and bright
But there’s monsters in the tunnels
And there’s pirates on the shore
And a bird on the peak with a thirty foot beak
And her flaming form keeps it nice and warm
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain!
From the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain
Crystal shipments were wanin’
As magic 'round the island failed
The need for crystal was gainin’
Heroes teamed up with a Steamridge sleuth
After WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
But when melting snow formed a deadly flow
We saved the gnomes, and fought Gearlock Chromes
On the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain!
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
The gnomes were in real danger
But an elven witch named Mother Bones
Had been a real game changer
She raised their spirits and their dead
And offered us the same
And some players said, let us be undead
Just in case we die, we will zombify
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
On the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain
They had plenty of struggles
So we sent them heroes from Hireling Hall
To help them with their troubles
They ripped up a chunk of the Yellow Brick Road
Which did piss off The Wizard
They shared their two cents in the gnomes defense
And winning a trial made it all worthwhile
At the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain!
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
She longed for a lava spirit
Who lived in the Sleepy Mountain
But she dare not go near it
So to achieve convergence
We serenaded summits
With flame and smoke, true love awoke
We played our part, to warm her heart
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
The gnomes mine day and night
They swing their picks to dig out
Magic crystals, big and bright
And they’re learning from their neighbors
And they did avoid a war
And an egg on the peak that’ll hatch in a week
With a blazing chick that’ll grow up quick
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain!
Come one and all from Hireling Hall
To the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain!
PrinceCon 47 Summaries & Run Recaps: #
- The Oldwood by Alex Reutter
- Trepolis by Bianca Sievertz
- Steamridge by Clara Shikhelman
- Sleepy Mountain by Dennis Yi
- Mallovia by Gabriel Higbee
- The Big Roc Kandy's Mountain by Josh Gabai
- The Island at World's Edge by Steve Caruso